Everything is lined up for a win for the Minnesota Vikings. First, they are playing in their own dome stadium in Minneapolis. That means climate control. Plus, the building is so loud when it is filled with Minnesota fans. I personally cannot sit through a Viking game in the dome without getting a headache.
Secondly, the Viking mascot of a hairy guy with horns will scare any Cowboy away. Aren't cowboys the clean all American guys in our society that find stranded calves and respect women. This Viking eats calves raw and I don't want to think what he does to women. So we have a scare factor here.
Thirdly, we have our dancing girls who are wholesome yet sexy. The Cowboys will be busy eyeing them and forgetting about the football.
Fourthly, have you met the Williams boys? If those Cowboys like bulls, then they have a pair in the front line they will face often. I don't know how much meat they pack, but I don't want to be the quarterback under them. Jared Allen is on one mission. To sack the Cowboy quarterback. The buy looks so nice in interviews, but I know he has another side to him. Defense will show those guys from the West why Vikings who claim Minneapolis are so tough. They bath in frozen lakes.
My fifth point is our offense. Adrian Peterson (what a name for a Minnesota player,) we call him A.P. eats up yards like we eat Sweet Martha Cookies at the Minnesota State Fair. Sidney Rice and Chester Taylor rather get their hands on pigskin than any horse skin. Then there is our old man Brett Favre. He plays with his mind and his body. Brett will tease those Cowboys until the fourth quarter. Then those Cowboys will be looking for the fastest way back to Texas.
We will certainly miss EJ. Henderson who is injured. I know those teammates will play for a win for him.
Those of us living in Minneapolis and the state say, "This is it. Do it boys." Let's forget all the times you get on national T.V. for the big game and fall on your faces. Let's forget how you have let us down so many times. Let's forget how we always love you though you don't get us to the big dance. This will be different. We'll be saying to those people from the Lone Star state,'Ya all go home now and thanks for coming."
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